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Print Print 2015-04-08

Partly Facetious: The Khawaja starts off like a sheep?

"Main, main, main and pronounce it like the Urdu me."
Published April 8, 2015

"Main, main, main and pronounce it like the Urdu me."
"OK, I grant you that Khawaja Asif starts off like a sheep but ends like a...a...a..."
"How about a lion?"
"No you have to be the king for that and we all know Khawaja sahib is no king."
"How about a wolf?"
"Could be, but not the alpha - wolf is a pack animal and ferocious and attacks prey as a pack and only after the prey is kind of down and out."
"I would agree, the Khawaja began by thanking the PTI for attending the session in the morning when the real king was not in parliament and once his king arrived in the assembly he began his tirade against the Khan..."
"But let's be honest the Khan's daily attacks against the PML-N and the Khawaja himself since more than year genuinely angered the PML-N, and don't forget the Khawaja occupies a seat that is one of four that the Khan is sure has been won through massive rigging and..."
"I grant you that Khan follows the proverb namely I say tomato (the UK correct way) and you say tomato the US way..."
"I thought the US was a much more powerful country."
"Don't be facetious, you know what I meant. If the Khan wants to dish it out he has to also accept the same dish from others."
"I guess, but anyway before you say anything let me remind you that the Minister of Disinformation sent out a press release denying that the Prime Minister took Khawaja to task for his comments."
"There you go but anyway the Minister of Defence should not have made such comments I think."
"Why ever not? I mean it's not as if the poor guy has not previously backed down from his attacks. Remember what he said about the armed forces and his subsequent capitulation and..."
"So what do you reckon? He made those comments as what?"
"Has to be Minister of Water and Power - I mean given the appalling performance of his Ministry for nearly two years now..."
"Don't be facetious.

Copyright Business Recorder, 2015

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